who am i?

So a bit about me.

I’m a 31 year old dude living in San Antonio, Texas.

I’ve got a wonderful girlfriend, a clumsy ninja cat, and a goofy dog that is a total attention-whore.

I work at an IT hosting company (which means we basically make the internet work) doing systems administration for Windows servers, virtual machines, and cloud servers. We have a slide in the office, and I get to grow my beard out as long as I want.

I have way more hobbies than time (motorcycles, virtual reality, woodworking, photography, filmmaking, and browsing Reddit are a few of them).

My go-to “toilet time” game would be playing chess on my phone (1-minute Bullet games, preferably). I’ve just recently surpassed 5,000 games played, but I still suck. Oh, and while we’re on the topic of toilets, I must implore you to get a Squatty Potty.

That damn thing is game-changing.